Rolling Stone's 500 list was absolute dogshit.

2021.09.16 17:38 HalfricanAmericanMan Rolling Stone's 500 list was absolute dogshit.

Highest ranking Kanye song was #25 and it was Runaway? WTF?
If you ever needed proof that Rolling Stone was a completely dismissable publication, here it is. "Out of touch" doesn't even cover it. I don't wanna spend hours on this so let's just focus on the abomination that was the Top 50 Songs of "All Time". This excerpt alone should give you a general idea of why this entire list is toilet paper.
Let's start with the 50th GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME EVER FOREVER ALL TIME according to Rolling Stone. Are you ready for the reveal to this monument to sound? Fucking GASOLINA by DADDY YANKEE. I fucking shit you not. To give you some perspective to how inept of a choice this was, here are some songs that are officially, objectively worse than GASOLINA by DADDY YANKEE according to Rolling Stone: Blowin in the Wind by Bob Dylan (#100). One fucking hundred. There were at least 50 songs better than Blowing In The Wind and at the TOP of that list was GASOLINA BY DADDY COTDAM YANKEE. Here are some other songs that just couldn't hold a candle to the influence and power that GASOLINA has: Stayin Alive by the BeeGees (#99), In My Life by the Beatles (#98), Good Golly Miss Molly by Little Richard (#92), Hey Jude (#89), Yesterday (#72) goes on like this. These songs are pure piss apparently when speaking Daddy Yankee's magnum opus GASO-FUCKIN-LINA.
This alone should be enough to tank the credibility of the magazine for life but WAIT--THERE'SH MORE. Royals by Lorde is the 30th greatest song ever written by the hand of fucking man according to Rolling Stone. Suck a dick "I Cant Get No Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones come in at #31 because Lorde JUST edged you out with her undeniable brilliance. Take notes, Mick Jagger. You might learn something.
But not as much as you would learn from the 20th greatest song that God ever allowed to occur---something called "Dancing on my Own" by someone called "Robyn" that came out in 2010. Listen to the song if you haven't heard it because nobody fucking has. It's pop trash. But to Rolling Stone, it's exactly ONE SPOT better than Billie Holiday's "Strange Fruit" recorded in 1939. Sorry, Billie. Robyn is "dancing on her own" now and the world was never the same.
The 16th most blessed sound to ever grace the ears of God's children believe it or not has a Jay-Z feature. You guessed it! Beyonce's CRAZY IN LOVE beats out Imagine by John Lennon (#19), Purple Rain (#18) and Bohemian Rhapsody (#17) to claim their rightful spot as the America's 16th finest contribution to the world of organized noise. Bow down to Queen Bey, Mr. Lennon. It's called SONGWRITING--ever heard of it?
But perhaps I'm overreacting. At least the Top 10 is always reserved solely for the greatest of the greats. It's all leading up to these 10 songs whose importance to the centuries long tradition of American music have no equal. It's something we can all shake hands on even if the rest of the list is trash. For example, we can all agree that the 8th best moment in songwriting was when Missy Elliot wrote "Get Ur Freak On". That's right. The 8th best song ever penned is Get Ur Freak On, duh. Sorry, "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys (#11)... you should've called Timbaland when you had the chance.
But all of this was just leading to what is perhaps the worst choice of a musical opinion ever made by a major publication. If you thought all of this was insufferably confusing and contradictory...prepare your holes for the song Rolling Stone deemed "the 2nd greatest song ever written, period, bar none end of discussion". Before I tell you, please understand the full implications of this statement: They are asserting that save for ONE song, there has never been a track more influential, more powerful, more important, more groundbreaking, more culture shifting, more well written, more well performed, than what you are about to hear. The Beatles, Bob Dylan, The Beach Boys, The Rolling Stones....all of them and everyone else tried, throughout their entire careers, to write ONE song better than this song and they all fucking failed. It was all in vain once this masterpiece had been completed. I think the choice should be obvious to us all by now:
Fight the Power by Public Enemy. The 2nd greatest song ever, according to Rolling Stone, is Fight the Power by Public Enemy.
At this point, I lack all words left to express my disappointment and will now retire to the kitchen for a short but satisfying suicide.
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2021.09.16 17:38 actuallymulan Pence's Trump enabling was worse than we thought. Woodward and Costa's book proves it. -

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2021.09.16 17:38 Series7Guru Very testable!! Where orders are placed in order to the current market price. BLiSS is more testable than SLoBS.

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2021.09.16 17:38 BespokeCube Life, universe and cacti

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2021.09.16 17:38 Trebelhornc How should I keep inventory of our carpentry work van?

Small GC. As the PM, I want to be able to keep track of inventory, strictly as a tool to keep supplies plentiful and available. Items like fasteners (Screws), bits, PPE, tool condition (broken, worn etc).
What do people do to make this easy, efficient and useful for an individual that doesn't use the van often? Just make an individual responsible for it? Take a morning and check stuff out, etc...
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2021.09.16 17:38 SunLife_Collective Random vent about personal behaviors

Multiple triggers.
So I’ve been able to just throw up on demand for years now. I’ve been bulimic for 15 years now, and for probably the last 6-7 I’ve been able to just bend over and throw up, completely effortlessly. No need to force myself to gag or put anything in my mouth. This is definitely a curse. Anyone else experience this?
Also now, having two kids and being recovered on and off for a few years, I’ve recently realized that yes stress is a trigger, but my biggest trigger honestly is feeling full.
Even if I’ve eaten foods that aren’t at all bad, are low-calorie, anything like that.. if I feel the slightest bit full, I feel like I need to throw up at least a little to just not feel full. I’ve been doing keto, so I know my diet is okay and I’m really doing well nutrition-wise. But something about that full feeling is super discomforting.
Also, I don’t think I’ve genuinely “felt hungry” in years. I don’t think I even remember what hunger feels like. I could go 24+ hours without eating and still not feel that hunger feeling.
Can anybody else relate to any of these things?
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2021.09.16 17:38 DrMahlek THEOI GREEK MYTHOLOGY - Exploring Mythology in Classical Literature & Art

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2021.09.16 17:38 TimelyGarage Are there any forms of therapy that you all think work best for INTP?

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2021.09.16 17:38 BuruKil Where could that person be from???

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2021.09.16 17:38 ghostsintherafters Punted on TEs in the draft after missing out on the top 3 and doing it by committe this year. Need help on who to start.

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2021.09.16 17:38 BidetTheorist Can I use the G14 charger on a G15?

The G14 has a 180W charger with the same plug as the G15's. Would there be something wrong in using it on a G15?
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2021.09.16 17:38 reddit_feed_bot DailyCaller: Border Officials Confiscate Packages Of Fake Vaccine Cards Sent From China

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2021.09.16 17:38 Brian_226 Why do you guys use Kratom?

Just curious to see why people use it. I know it can be a stimulant but also can be a downer with pain relief properties if you take more of it…. Personally I use it for more energy what about you?
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2021.09.16 17:38 zwhodareswins Condylar shave?

Anyone heard of a condylar shave?
Apparently i need it but cant find much info anywhere...
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2021.09.16 17:38 UTFO UK woman found guilty of false gang-rape claim lodges appeal in Cyprus

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2021.09.16 17:38 Glass-Jelly2484 Dream Marvel Expansion?

So I think we can all agree Marvel has so many great villains they can pull from for future expansions and it made me wonder what everyones dream box would be. I'd also love to see some ideas for boxes with two female villains as I feel Marvel Villainous is much more imbalanced in this aspect than Disney.
Personally I'd love to see: -Dr Doom (Grey box maybe since Loki has green) -Mystique (We need some xmen rep and Magneto would probably headline a red box) -Kingpin (I think a white piece would be awesome here)
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2021.09.16 17:38 Ramengobbler69 What sales job should i move to ?

Currently work for a cable company (internet, home security, and mobile services too). I make about 80-90k a year doing inbound sales. So take about 15 calls a day on average. I could make more money if i simply work more since it’s unlimited overtime and uncapped commission. But wanted to know are there any other sales jobs that pay more out there. ( def not car sale)
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2021.09.16 17:38 Faction_Chief /r/news -

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2021.09.16 17:38 CosplayPulse Rengar Cosplay!

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Finally after some wait ive recieved some pics back from my rengar shoot!
The only minus point (in my opinion) is that i couldnt wear the sclera lens at the shoot :(( we tried to do a couple shots but my eye became sooo irritated of the lens.. I dont know if it was because of the weather, a different athmosphere than at my house or maybe because there was not enough light?
My photographer and I have already made plans to do another shoot with this beast of a cosplay! Since dumb me forgot the necklace :'D
Due to covid my flight to LAX got cannceled and therefor i wont be able to go to LA comiccon and bring my Rengar cosplay but if there is another oppertunity to bring it to a con i will FORSURE bring rengar along!
I really appreciate all the love on my last post where i showed u guys a quick try-out of the rengar cosplay that really made my week!
Much Love!
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2021.09.16 17:38 CurrentEmu Anyone else get lower quadrant pain while moving/bending?

Does anyone else get pricking stabbing pains in the lower quadrant while bending or moving around? Either side. I’ve been struggling with gut issues since antibiotics and this started happening recently.
The same areas sometimes hurt while I’m staying still and they tend to feel sore during bowel movements.
If you have this, does anything help?
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2021.09.16 17:38 TheInfernoGhost The Brain Bucket is finally finished 🤙

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2021.09.16 17:38 Stavro00 Its so deep guys

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2021.09.16 17:38 urdadsofatt What do you think about Tobey Maguire and andrew Garfield appearing in spiderman No way home?

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2021.09.16 17:38 svanapps r/CryptoCurrency - Protesters today in El Salvador burned a BTC ATM and nobody lost a single Bitcoin.

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2021.09.16 17:38 Splankey Help with Adrenaline Right Stick Rebinds

Hey guys, I'm kinda new to Vita Modding, I got Adrenaline downloaded and working, and i've rebound my right stick to the full D Pad, I then went to change it to only the right and left on the D Pad but it's still picking up the up and down aswell, is there a way I can change this or is there a step I'm missing? Thank you!!
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